This site clearly doesn't have difficulty attracting the attention of innocent bystanders...

I wish I had something useful to say. Unfortunately, though, my life is not filled with exciting and new things.

Here's something mundane:

Maybe it's because I'm the kind of person who needs constant reassurance, but one thing that always makes me happy is when they pick my headlines in Optimist. It's all very silly, and they're all corny anyway, but - hey - whatever floats your boat, huh?

I've always preferred buoyancy, personally.