Note to self - do not see Lord of the Rings again.

Second note to self - do not see Lord of the Rings twice in a row.

Third note to self - if the first two notes are not observed, at least make sure you've actually GOT plans afterwards.

I saw it once, and it was harmless. Long, but decent. Then some of my friends came to see it again, and I thought I was going to hang out with them afterwards, so I saw it again. But then that last part didn't work, so I came home.

Oh well. Tomorrow is another day.

At least, that's what they say.

Nothing meant by the juxtiposition. I don't think he's stupid, and I don't like him anyway.

beat.

Kidding.